Mark Twain, who also did not use his real name in public, wrote that an honest man is one whose price is higher than the market rate. Like most things Mark Twain wrote, this is right, mostly.
In the current political climate, many people prefer to support a candidate who is perfect.
Diogenes thinks this is a poor idea. The original fellow who adopted the name Diogenes went looking for an honest man, bringing a lit lantern to the marketplace, at noon. It seems to have not worked, because he never found what he was looking for.
We like to associate “price” as something financial, and for that reason, we like to look for financial peccadilloes when we look for fault in a public figure. And a good deal of the time, that is exactly correct.
Diogenes was thinking of the case of Alan Hevesi, who was the New York State Comptroller, and before that, the NYC Comptroller. Unfortunately, he thought he was entitled to use his office as a fiefdom, and when he got caught, it was the end of his public career, although he was believed to have been a very good public servant and steward of the public’s money in general. And he was clearly better qualified than either the fellow who ran against him last year, or the current Comptroller, appointed by the State Legislature.
Last year we learned that Randy Cunningham had a written scale for the amount of payoff he required to generate profits at any given level. Evidently, he thought of his position as a sales executive, and he thought of his “take” as a commission on each sale.
Bob Ney had a similar outlook. John Murtha never was charged criminally for earmarking legislation, but he was thwarted in his ambition for a House leadership post by the members of the Democratic caucus, because of the earmarks publicity.
Tom DeLay was a fellow with a wonderful sense of scale. Like the accountant Bloom in “The Producers,” DeLay figured out that if a Congressman could steal some small amount in the normal course of business, a smart guy with no inhibitions could create a real industry, tying together the Republicans in the House and the Senate, the Bush Administration, the radical right, people who said that they were Evangelical Christians, and quite a few who were in it only for the money, including Jack Abramoff. What a brilliant plan!
For other people, money is not the price. Many politicians go into that line of work because they like the adulation. Like rock stars, successful politicians attract groupies who provide unconditional approval, love, sex, and who are willing to let the elected one feel even more powerful personally than he is in politics. Significantly, we now know that in the 1990’s both Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich had, uh, relationships, that involved fellatio, a form of sexual relationship that is generally not equal. Both of them used the rationalization that they could say they never had sexual relations with the woman in question. Some other well known people who seem to crave the attention include Rudy Giuliani, who had two well known affairs while Mayor of New York, and who married the second one. Diogenes thinks that some of the people who look for political power, really want the opportunity to reject anyone they want, at any time they want. As example, Mr. Gingrich, who told his first wife he wanted a divorce as she was recovering from cancer surgery, and Mr. Giuliani, whose second wife found out about the divorce on television. Historically, spies like to use sex as a means to get people to work with them. Willy Brandt became a tool of the East German spy agency in this way. John Profumo lost his job in the British cabinet this way as well.
There are some people who go into politics as a way to exercise power in a way that money does not. Mark Hanna led the US Senate when he was one of the Robber Barons.
Clearly, he was not doing it only for the money, although he probably did not lose.
And maybe he really thought he was doing good for the country. Current examples of people who brought their own personal fortunes to work for their entry into politics are Frank Lautenberg, Jon Corzine, and Michael Bloomberg. Some time ago, the Rockefeller brothers, Nelson and Winthrop, and their nephew, John D IV, have used their personal money to get into politics, as well as John Heintz. Diogenes accepts that just because individuals really, really want political power, that does not mean that they are bad people, whether Republicans or Democrats.
Many people believe that it is a good idea to vote for a person of enormous personal wealth, because those people have no reason to steal. Diogenes thinks that is a foolish idea, because if a truly rich man is going to steal, it is not going to be a few dollars, like Dan Rostenkowski, it will involve billions. And also because the need for power can be as corrupting as the need for money, there are things a person in power can do that are much worse than stealing a few dollars.
During the 2004 Republican convention, thousands of people were rounded up on the streets of New York, for the crime of protesting the current administration. They were held in facilities that are not jails, they were not taken to courts for arraignment. When the time came for the City to prosecute, the number of people who actually went to trial was zero. Videotapes the police made at the time showed them just picking people up in nets, including some people who were not actually protesting but happened to be in a place at the right time. Recently, we learned that eight US Attorneys were fired by the Bush Administration for failing to prosecute political enemies. And that the US Attorneys who were not fired, did in fact show a policy of prosecuting political enemies.
Diogenes thinks that stealing a small amount of money is not the greatest crime in politics, compared to destroying the people’s trust in government. There are some in politics, like Grover Norquist, who want to reduce the size of the government so that it can be drowned in the bath. Whoever wants to do that has gotten a beautiful start on the project. It is up to the rest of us to prevent them from finishing the job.