Rhinoceros repellent worked!
(a guest rant by a recovering Republican)
This morning I got up and made my coffee without having to dodge the murderous tusks and feet of a rampaging rhinoceros herd. I was pleased that the rhinoceros repellent I had scattered through the house last night had done its job. I’m sure the hundreds of lawyers and Tea Party activists who went to minority precincts across the country to prevent voter fraud must be equally pleased.
That leaves the Minnesota Republican Party the standing record holder for fraudulent votes cast, as they proved during the five months they fought to keep Coleman from admitting his loss. The reason I say “proved” is that they put a number of people on the witness stand who admitted they submitted absentee ballots with forged signatures, etc. as part of their argument that their votes should be counted in spite of their fraud.
My question this morning is why, once again, there was no evidence of dead people voting, of multiple votes by Dem operatives, millions of illegal aliens voting, and all the other popular myths about voter fraud? It can’t be that there never was widespread voter fraud in the first place, could it?
Nah, it’s got to be the powerful effect of poll watchers planning to go to select precincts, and then those savvy and well-informed fraudulent voters responding by going elsewhere or staying home after being informed by their network of spies. Yeah, that’s it. There must have been leaks in all those small groups of motivated patriots out to protect our election system. They’ll just have to tighten their internal security before the next election, or it could get stolen, too.
Diogenes reply to the above excellent essay:
(Before reading this, please turn off your cerebrum to avoid overheating)
There is a flaw in your reasoning, you want to know what it is:
The people who are doing this voter intimidation work, people who mostly don’t think that is what is is, are delusional. (Duh!)
An individual with the kind of self inflicted brain damage that leads them to think this way, will think that the reason that the GOP took back so many of the seats in The House that the Democrats (led by that 70 year old vote-burglar, Pelosi) stole from them in 2006 and 2008, was the new crew of poll-watchers.
That high level of vote-stealing is the only way to explain why ordinary House districts filled with God-fearing, white-bread and American-cheese eating Americans, voted in 2006 and 2008 for that skinny communist harpy and her evil henchpersons. And that tall African-born hippy with a crewcut.
Likewise, they know that the Democrats stuffed the ballot boxes in Bridgeport, leading to the defeat of that hero of the middle class, Foley, by some guy with an Irish name who isn’t even a Republican. And that there is no vote-stealing by Republicans except in Minnesota, and even then, it is to prevent a Jewish Democrat from defeating their Jewish Republican.
The large number of Tea-Party voter-fraud catchers who cam out last week deterred people like you and me from taking a second trip to the voting booth. And especially, it kept the ten million illegal Mexicans in each state, from taking over and imposing Sharia law. Of course it was too dangerous for the patriots to stand around in Brigeport, that’s why they lost it there.
Diogenes has friend who is an actual Republican who spent most of a week to get the credentials to do this poll watching crap. He lives in NJ, but he did not do this watching in Newark or Irvington, where it might really happen, but near his home. In a district that already has a competent Republican poll inspector.
Do you get it now? (OK to re-engage the brain now unless it is smoking)
